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Despite the fact that I only live eight miles from the heart of downtown Austin, it might sometimes think that it's a thousand miles away. Like yesterday when my pal Monica and I turned up at a very hip wine bar. We had arrived in her Honda minivan.

Everybody else was with a unicycle.

Well, okay, perhaps not everyone, however the crowd was filled with that particular Austin young hipster type where every one of the guys wear skinny jeans and interesting facial hair and all of the women wear Toms shoes and possess no cellulite. I sat at our small cafe table, sipping my very pretentious wine flight ("conflict free chardonnay") and watched because the youngsters all lazed about of their plaid shirts and Ray ban sunglasses Wayfarers. Wayfarers that I'd worn after Wham! had built them into cool initially, thank you very much. However i then a horrible thought: I'm probably old enough to be their mother.

"You know," Monica observed as she slugged back her Etruscan pinot blanc, "we're probably who are old cheap ray [url=http://www.discountrbsale.top]ray ban sale ban sunglasses wholesale[/url] enough to be their mothers."

"Shhhh!" I immediately answered, glancing around with fearful eyes. "Be quiet! They have got excellent hearing!"

"Yeah, such as the dude over there in the ironic Fruit Loops tee shirt is going to give a crap," she replied. "He's too busy rolling his or her own cigarette together with his hand woven bag of fair trade tobacco. Weirdo. Besides, so what?"

Well, me for one. In all honesty, it always doesn't matter what people think of me, but I'm not ready to be viewed as the old lady crashing the party quite yet. Like Rappin' Grandma. Or Drinkin' oakley sunglasses wholesale Mom. Or Menopausal Cougar Doin' The Electric Slide At Applebee's Until She Falls Down and it has Massive Internal Bleeding. Obviously, I know I'm years older plus a completely different place in my life in contrast to a 20 something wine bar denizen, but come on. I don't have being obvious about it, right?

Which explains why I still can't believe Next, i turned to Monica and yelled louder compared to the thumping South American guitar music, "Hey, do you see who the newest PTO president is? Sherry Jenkins?! What, was Pol Pot unavailable? Hahahaha!"

The worst part in regards to a 40 year-old woman wanting to look hip? She gets trouble remembering that she's looking to look hip. Short-term memory loss will get you every time.

Because the word "PTO" wafted through the wine bar just like a homemade stink bomb, Monica's Estee Lauder anti-aging serumed eyes immediately rounded in fear. Both of us realized that not simply had we driven to Hipsterland in a dented Honda Odyssey, but I'd just oakley sunglasses outlet made the grave mistake of talking being a suburban wanker in a place so cool how the waiters had names like "Merlin" and "Cochise" and "Mr. Huggins." This became not so good.

"Um." I stuttered. "Umm." I then leaned over and whispered, "Quick, name an excellent band we ought to know about prior to sideburn brigade throws their rehabilitated pit bulls upon us."

"OK, OK. Coldplay!" she yelled. "I love the band Coldplay!"

"No! Not them! I've heard of them."

"Then The Vampire Weekend! I love The Vampire Weekend! That's a thing, right? The Vampire Weekend? Or shall we be held just thinking about that because I saw Twilight over a Sunday? You realize, that Sunday that Jackson didn't have a sleep over because Jeannie had lice, would you rememb "

"Shut up shut up shut up! Just be up a band we like! Seriously, Merlin's giving me the stink eye i really want to finish this glass of non gluten, non nut Gewurztraminer before Mr. Huggins chases us out for being alive when Jimmy Carter was at office."

"OK, um, oh, my God! OK, let's begin   I just can't stop playing Book Jacket Omelet!" she boomed. "Book Jacket Omelet is gnarly!"

We paused then to nonchalantly check around, a little worried about her maverick technique 80s word "gnarly," but hoping that that word had designed a hipster resurgence like nerd glasses, leg warmers and community service had. Soon after seconds passed broke and alone being thrown at us, not really a little shade, I finally let my shoulders relax. Monica and that i were obviously fitting in with the hipsters because nobody had even batted an eye in our direction. Or at least I don't think anyone had batted an eye.

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